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| If you text and drive at the same time, you should be whipped with a coat hanger like you a deadbeat ho in a blaxploitation film.If you have to floss in public, please find a restroom and do it.?Unless you have no problem with me brushing my teeth at the dining table.*note* remember to keep your 'stance' appropriate
Honestly, your cell phone conversation is not interesting to most strangers and passerby....I can promise you that.?And get this, you dont look or sound more important to people just because you happen to be having an 'alleged' conversation either....go figure.You may be an animal lover, but not everyone wants to pet your dog, believe it or not, some people dont even like dogs.?Shocker huh?People who drive with their pets/children on their laps should be forced to watch an awful?full length feature film?while being tasered every two minutes....(Jamakka, can I borrow your taser and 'soul plane' movie?) |
| People who drive with their pets/children on their laps should be forced to watch an awful?full length feature film?while being tasered every two minutes....(Jamakka, can I borrow your taser and 'soul plane' movie?)If?somebody says 'hello' to you it doesn't necessarily mean that?they know you, quit staring like you trying to figure out who?it is?and simply say 'hello' back.?Work on it, by this time next year, you'll master it or your money back.If I ask you how your mama is it's probably cause I know?you...or her.?Please call and check on her and get back to me.
Just because you cant sing, doesn't mean you shouldn't.?Go ahead and try to make a 'joyful' noise, just use your "inside" voice to do it.(somebody pass this note to record companies for distribution please)
How many is too many times to say 'amen' in a church??Is it just me or does it seem like the 'amen-ers' who keep instructing us to say amen, are just stalling to find their place or remember what they were about to say? |
| Is it just me or does it seem like the 'amen-ers' who keep instructing us to say amen, are just stalling to find their place or remember what they were about to say?Amen.If your child can 'back dat thang up', but cant 'write that thang down', I suggest you prepare for a future 'strip search' visit and 'collect' call.People who spend endless hours on beautifying their lawn, but sometimes forget to brush their teeth really scare me.
That reminds me, if you have really bad breath, please dont whistle your favorite song while in the back seat of a friends car in the wintertime....thanks.I enjoy a good garage sale.People who drive around blasting their car stereo need a hug.I'll bet you twenty dollars that 'going green' will be against the law in twenty years.In twenty years, street drugs will be old fashioned and out of?style and ?pharmaceutical and?prescription drugs will be the 'get high' choices....huh?...oh wait a minute, I have just been informed that this is a reality of fact today....and onward... |
| In twenty years, street drugs will be old fashioned and out of?style and ?pharmaceutical and?prescription drugs will be the 'get high' choices....huh?...oh wait a minute, I have just been informed that this is a reality of fact today....and onward... |
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 17 July 2008 )
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