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| Whenever I hear Hillary Clinton speak, I think just one thing to myself:Wow.I watch her speak and I cannot help but think she would be a Great President.This is coming from a supporter of George W. Bush, by the way.What do I look for in a candidate in the 2008 election?The same things I looked for in the 2000 election.1st on my list is ambition.Does this person really want to be President above all else?Would this person put that ambition ahead of the best interests of the country?If so, I am all ears.2nd on my list is family.I am a sucker for family values.Are you related to someone who was once President?Count me in!3rd on my list is opportunity.Is there a chance that you aren't really that qualified to be President but you have an opportunity and you are taking it?Like Frasier Crane said, I am listening.4th on my list is change. |
| Like Frasier Crane said, I am listening.4th on my list is change.Yes, I know this directly contradicts the first 3 things on my list.Moving on, though, I want change.Oh, and when I say "change" I mean to say "a return to the past".Let us don't stop thinkin' about tomorrow!5th on my list is experience.I voted for George Bush in 2000 because of his experience as the 48th most powerful governor in America.In this upcoming election, I will be looking for candidates who have similarly meaningless backgrounds.My dream is to have a former First Lady running for President.6th on my list is charisma, or lack thereof.I, personally, prefer a President who lacks this quality.Can someone please step up and pander to me in a completely pedantic fashion?If so, consider yourself my candidate! |
| If so, consider yourself my candidate!?7th on my list is arrogance.When you narrowly win an election, will you declare a mandate?You will if you want my support.8th on my list is truth.Will you attack your opponent on the issue of their greatest strength if you think it will help win an election?If so, you've got my vote.9th on my list is empty promises.Do you have a record of doing this?If so, I am in your corner.10th on my list is bullshit.Are you willing to say whatever stupid bullshit you can think of to get elected?If so, I am your man!So these are my ten qualifications for President.George Bush, Jr. scored a perfect 10 out of 10 on this list, and he got my vote twice. |
| George Bush, Jr. scored a perfect 10 out of 10 on this list, and he got my vote twice.Hillary Clinton, in an eerily similar way, also scores a perfect 10 out of 10 on my list, which is why I will be voting for her in 2008 and 2012.I just hope Chelsea or Jeb Bush is ready in 2016, otherwise our country might start going down the tubes! |
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 17 July 2008 )
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