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| Okay everyone!??We have a winner!?But first lets see who our bachelors were...?????????????????????????Bachelor 1 - The Fearless Ferret???????????Bachelor 2 - Redeemable Messiah
At first it seemed that everyone was rooting for?Bachelor 1 - The Fearless Ferret???but towards the end of the comments people were picking up speed with votes for?Bachelor 2 - Redeemable Messiah.?I even had someone tell me they were going to log on and vote over and over again for bachelor 2.?Remember, I said you can vote as many times as you like.?All's fair in love and war and especially on the internet.??After tallying the votes the commenters and lurkers voted 39 times for Bachelor 1 - The Fearless Ferret?and 35 times for ?Bachelor 2 - Redeemable Messiah.?Congratulations!Now for?Melia's pick...drum roll please.......Bachelor 1 - The Fearless Ferret??and I quote "I guess I'm going to go for Number 1.He seems more like the manly type, and you know me!!LOL."?
LOL is right!?Wait until you get to know him!Thanks for playing everyone (even the lurkers and especially the usual lurkers who actually dropped kudos), and PLEASE stop by our bachelorette and bachelor's pages and blogs to check them out.?(if they are private, then please respect that?by sending a note with friend request.)Hi blog family!?Welcome to my version of the Dating Game!?This version has one bachelorette and two bachelors.?The bachelor who is chosen gets bragging rights that he beat out the other guy.?This is purely for fun, so a twist to this is that the two bachelors are actually friends and don't know the other is playing.?That is unless they have been chatty cathy's while I was away on vacation and asked everyone to keep it hush hush.?Some of you may or may not recognize these profiles so please NO NAMES!?This is purely for fun.?At the end I will reveal who the bachelors are.?What I would like for you readers to do is read the profiles, questions and replies and choose which bachelor you think would fit best with our bachelorette.?I have even made a poll at the bottom for my lurkers so all you have to do is click.??Also, you can leave comments with your vote.?Vote as many times as you want.??
Okay??So are you all ready to play??Let's go!ps - if you have ?s for the players please leave them in the comments section or hit my inbox.?I will update the blog with replies.The BacheloretteStatus:SingleZodiac Sign:Aquarius
ABOUT HER...If you are on my friends list, then you probably already know me...I'm a
blogger, what else is there?Ok...Ok...I'm a sex goddess with the strength of a
race horse.Honestly!!In all reality (like the internet is really about reality), I'm just
like the rest of you...I'm an expressionist, a lover and a fighter, a friend, a little
on the quirky side, and I live inside my computer.Happy now??Sounds like our Bachelorette likes a good romp in the sack but has herhead checked about life and men... in fact I found this image in her
photo album...Hahahaaa!!?I couldn't agree more (but that is for another blog!)?Let's go ahead and see what our first bachelor had on his profile to describe himself...Bachelor 1The Fearless FerretStatus: Single
Here for: Friends
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: Houston
Body type: 6' 4"
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign: Leo
Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
Occupation: Life's Bitch
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When college football season starts I bleed burnt orange.I once punched my
brother in the face because he said he was thinking about going to Texas A&M.
Saturday afternoon I will be watching the longhorn game.No exceptions.I have
missed friends weddings and funerals because of conflicting game day timing.I
don't believe in all that zodiac sign bullshit.If you do we should meet so I can
bitch slap you.If I ever win the lottery I'm going to pay someone to dress up like
Woodywood pecker and follow me wherever I go.Restaurants, bars, malls,
weddings, funerals, etc. All my blogs are 100% accurate, thus qualifying them to
be used as references for college research papers.People who do read my
articles become smarter.I don't know how it works, I just know it to be true.I'm bored now, I think I'll go hang out at the liquor store to buy booz and
smokes for teenagers.Well, any man who loves college football that much is okay in my book, but let's see what the bachelorette had to ask...1.I'm a true believer in love at first site.What type of date would you take me
on, that would make me fall head over heels in love with you?Maybe, provided you aren't afraid of heights, take a hot air balloon ride over
downtown with some wine, have a candlelit dinner then go dancing in the rain.2.I noticed that you are a true blooded football fan, even missing wedding and
funerals for a game.What would be the one thing I could do that would take your eyes off the game and focus on me? Honestly, probably nothing unless you would watch the games with me. Only
because those games represent more to me than just football.Also because
those 3 hours once a week for only 13 weeks a year is pretty much the only
selfish time I want.When I get that I'm more than willing to spend the rest of my
time doing things you might enjoy.3. |
| 3.Since bloggers are usually more expressive and open with life, it usually
translates over into the bedroom.What would be your one characteristic
between the sheets that would show me your expressive side?Like my blogging which if you have read are extremely open at times that's
probably the way I would be in bed.Willing to try just about anything.4.I love blogging, and I usually tell everything about my dates within my blog.Tell me how you would deal with having all our most intimate secrets shared on
the internet.It wouldn't be a big deal for me. Mainly because I'm not too concerned with
what other people think.5.Last but not least, tell me why I should date you.Because I have the old chivalrous qualities that are pretty much gone in today's
world.Loyal, respectful, and considerate.Plus I don't have a drug problem or
drinking problem.I used to think that wasn't a big deal until I realized how many
people actually have one or both of those problems.Okay, now?on to our next bachelor...Bachelor 2Redeemable MessiahStatus: Divorced
Here for: Friends
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: Escondido, CA
Body type: 8' 7" / Athletic
Ethnicity: East Indian
Zodiac Sign: Leo
Smoke / Drink: No / No
Children: Proud parent
Education: Post gradOccupation: Hitman
Income: $250,000 and Higher
There should be enough of me in my page and pictures to let you know all you
would like.Oxford University Oxford, United Kingdom Graduated: N/A Major: Theoretical
AstrophysicsMinor: Chemistry w/ emphasis on Rocket Propulsion 1999 to
2001
Stanford University Stanford, CA Graduated: N/A Major: AstrophysicsMinor:
Chemistry1995 to 1999
Orange Glen High Escondido, CA Graduated: 1995 Student status:
AlumniDegree: High School DiplomaClubs: Future Farmers of America1991 to
1995
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Film - Special Effects - Physical EffectsI would kill you for a quarter, but since you are my friend I will kill you for nothing.?
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Wow!?Looks like bachelor number 2 is very familiar with weapons!?Let's see what our self proclaimed sex goddess has to ask him...1.I'm an outgoing woman who loves to have fun, but I'm also a hopeless
romantic.If money was no limit, where would you take me on a date that will
guarantee romance, along with a kick ass time?I would have to say that if money was no object I would take you to the
Maldives.The beauty of that place has an allure of such a sublime nature to
behold nowhere else in the world.It would seem too that if your definition of a
kick ass time is congruent with mine, this would be the place.2.I see by your profile that you are a hit man! Although I love manly men, I
need a guy who is also as gentle as a teddy bear.So, what's the sweetest thing
you've ever done for a woman?The sweetest thing I have ever done for a woman?Well one thing I am not is
saccharine being as I find it contrived.I will hand write letters to my love, I will
get out of bed in the middle of the night to get her something to drink, I will not
forget the beauty of my woman but rather see it enhanced should she become
pregnant, and thusly I will continue to lavish her with my affections and
affirmation.I think the sweetest thing I can do for any woman I am with is not in
some gesture of potentially dubious motivation but rather consider her in all my
affairs, and count her as my equal putting her needs first.This of course is not something I just "give" away.3.I'm a single mom with the most precious son in the world.(But I'm bias) My
son has a hard time with new men in my life.What would you do to ease his
concerns of us dating?In order to ease your sons concerns of us dating I would first offer up time.Allow time for our relationship to develop before thrusting it upon the boy.From
their I would seek to be his friend, nothing more, nothing less.I would learn
about the boy, to know what he loves, what he disdains, what he wants to be,
what he does for fun and I would allow him to offer my involvement in his life as
I offer it.Above all else I would give him his mother.That is to say I would
never try to come between him and his mother, never try to replace his father.A
son needs time alone with his mother, to go out and do things without the new
man; and sometimes the new man does need to make an overt gesture of
stepping aside for the boy.4.I see that you are also over 8 foot tall.I've never had sex with a man that tall.Is there a height limit to ride this ride?And what type of ride would it be?A
mind blowing rollercoaster, or "It's A Small World"?Ah yes, the age old mythical link between height and "size".Well my dear I am
not 8' tall sadly, I do hate to disappoint.That though is where the disappointment ends.If you have seen my profile you know that I am not a shy
person, my bold confidence comes from somewhere.There is no height limit for
this ride but I can tell you that you had better be in shape when it comes time to
ride.5.Last but not least, tell me why I would want to go on a date with you.It would seem awkward for me to tell you why you would want to go on a date
with me. That is for you to decide.To sell what I have to offer I can supply only
the following.You will find me unique, of that much I am confident.There might
not be love at first sight or explosive chemistry but you will be entertained and
you will more than likely come upon some interesting conversation.I pride
myself for a strong ability to convey what I am thinking, to communicate and to
listen with intensity.I do not promise to make an artificial effort to impress you,
but I will show you respect and I will do my very best to see that you have a
good time if not an educational one.Cheers.Okay, there you have it.?Now it is up to you guys to vote on who you think would be the best fit for our bachelorette.?In a day or so I will tell you all who she chose.Remeber if you have any questions for the bachelorette or bachelors, leave them in the comments section or hit my inbox and I will post their answers here with an update.okay!?clicky click! |
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