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The Honeymoon is Over (No Freaking Way)! |
Doteasy
| Original post date June 25, 2007.Winner in Get Your Freak On blog contest.So this relationship with Jordana is just wild.We were supposed to meet up for drinks at this posh place down in Beverly Hills, but I was late as usual which left her waiting at the bar.I really don't like to make her wait too long cause she drinks really fast and I prefer to have her coherent when we make love.The woman is such a lush when it comes to drinking.So as she sat there waiting for me, a virtual stranger approached her and she never meets a stranger.She is just so friendly.I told her she needs to be more careful, but what I really meant was don't talk to anyone cause I would hate to have to hurt someone for coming on to her.But she does what she wants and I can't really control her, especially if I'm not there to occupy her mind.When we are together, I have her full attention.She is so addicted to me and I can't help but love her more for that.So there she was waiting in this posh place having a drink and wondering where the hell I was.That's when I showed up and got met by some gorgeous woman who had read my sex blog and wanted to give me her panties.Then here come another and another and Jordana bout came unglued.She rushed to me to slap all the women off of me. I just love it when she gets jealous.She is so feisty.Well, she got the last word in after I went to the bar to get my drink.So we got a table and ordered our food.I couldn't stop staring at this beautiful woman across from me. She just captivates me when she looks at me and smiles.Dinner was great and then we left for a night on the town.Damn we make a fine looking couple if I do say so myself.The paparazzi stopped us to take our pic for an article they are doing on her in Cosmopolitan.I think she is going to talk about the great sex I give her.Not sure but she did imply that.More pics from the paparazzi: ? But by the time we got home, she was wasted and she gets mean when she's drinking.I told her I think it was time she stopped drinking for the night.Boy, the look she gave me. I knew better than to push her.In the short time we have been together, she has really learned how to keep me in line.She puts on that drill sergeant outfit and barks orders at me all the time.If she is doing this while demanding sex, I have no problem with it.Really, I don't cause I just love making love to her.She is so demanding when she directs me. But when she is drinking and just wants to fight then I become a total pussy and she whips me silly.Ok, so she isn't like this all the time.And don't think I don't deserve her being mean like that cause you all know that I was probably not the easiest person to tie down.Every time we go to the city she has to keep me focused.She can't take her eyes off of me for a second.But the time we have spent together so far has really been astounding.She even got me to go to the gym. |
| She even got me to go to the gym.I may be smiling, but she thoroughly just kicked my ass.We have so much fun when we play.I can't tell you how much this woman loves me. I am just her whole world.I don't know how I got so lucky.I know I can trust her with my whole heart.She would never do anything to hurt me. Just the other day, we went to the city to go shopping.She was going to buy me some new clothes so we could attend some book signing for a friend of hers.Then we had to get me some more new clothes cause we had a couple movie premieres to go to.What do ya think of the clothes she bought me? No, I was just playing.She wouldn't buy that one for me cause she didn't want her man in pink.Here is what she bought me. Black Tie What I call Valentina And this is called White Hot She tried to put me in this for that lovely ski vacation we have planned but I absolutely refused to be buried in this much less wear it out in public.Do you think she was just kidding when she said she liked it?So then we left to go eat somewhere and she had to get some money out of the ATM.My baby is loaded She is really so good to me. Dressing me up, making sure I am fit at the gym and always makes sure I have a nice hot meal.I especially love it when we stop in the middle of shopping to have some one on one time between us.She is kind of kinky like that.She'll just grab me by the arm, pull me into an alley and throw me up against the wall.She can't get enough of me. After all of the excitement we go through day in and day out, I don't think she will ever leave me. She knows what a good thing she has with me. Although it does seem like I am the one who is getting the most out of this relationship.All I seem to have to offer her is some laughs and great sex.Damn, I must be really good or really funny.I'm not sure which she enjoys the most.I love to make her laugh.The only thing I know for sure is that she totally digs me cause I have the scratch marks on my back to prove it.So there you have it.A match made in Hollywood heaven.I can put up with the drinking and the yelling as long as she continues to call my name out like that.And I suppose she can put up with me as long as I make her want to call my name out like that.Isn't love great?Now if you will excuse me, I have to go buy new ear plugs.We are attending a dinner party and there is going to be lots of drinking.I have to prepare to ignore her yelling and just keep looking at her all night with that dumb smile on my face.She hasn't figured out that I'm really not listening to a word she says cause I can't hear her with those ear plugs in.No wonder she gets so annoyed with me. I never do anything she tells me to cause I didn't hear the command.I think it is working to keep her wondering if I am just stupid or deaf.I mean what would you think if you were yelling orders at someone and all you got back was this: I'm going to go water down the Vodka bottles now.Later. |
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 17 July 2008 )
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