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The Week That Was ..... from a Mojito soaked |
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| Work week over.........Today we had a meeting at work.... managers only , I looked at D.?our office manager....... shes 70 and more cranky than even me. And I told her please dont tell me we bought another company . I will go straight out the door to the nearest bar..... she said oh no way.......Well we bought another company .......?cant say where but more patients and now I get to bill and collect that too.Hence the mojitos tonight
So observations of the my life in this crazy world
1)?Is it normal to leave your mom at the door of the restaurant and then after you park the car find your 80 year old mom running after her red Lucy wig that blew off her head.........I havent seen my mother move that fast in years.The 20 year old something girl standing at the door just stood there with her mouth open.I was laughing too hard to do much.Mom grabbed her Lucy hair and jammed it on her head.?Good for mom.Nothing was going to keep her from her free Mexican dinner
2)?One of my employees called me poopie , she is now known in the office as Poopette one of my younger minions
3)?The local schools around here are getting alot of writing on the bathroom stalls threatening to blow the schools up...... nice....My son spent his last day teaching at Buffalo Grove as a student teacher....( any administrators out there PLEASE hire him I need him to move out.)?SIlly principals , dont adminstrators realized these kids do this to get the day off?4)?Mojitos...... there is a GOD what a drink.Google mojito if you dont know what that is
5)?The Indians are throwing babies over walls 50 feet for good luck.I feel much better now knowing that jobs are being outsourced there for people who think its normal to throw kids over a wall......I? love most of the India culture ( I love love love Indian food) but this is a bit too much for me
6)?The political race goes on and on....Clinton , McCain and Obama.......... ack ..............I just want to wake up when its over.......Where is John Edwards when you need him?7)?I bought tickets to see BIll Maher ya know the guy on HBO that hates religion?Cant wait to see him.I love someone even more cynical than me......8)??Does anyone else think that Amy Winehouse is the ugliest woman alive at the moment?9)?So Barbara Walters screwed a black senator.Who Cares.I hope it was good for her
10) Roger Clemons screwed a 15 year old... who cares?I do what an idiot........I am glad I never gave a flying donkey fook about the athlete.11)??I am buying my son Lollapalooza tickets . One of his college graduation gifts......... every person should spend three sun soaked.dehydrating beer drinking tshirts off.Girls dressed like skanks , days in which you listen to loud music. |
| Girls dressed like skanks , days in which you listen to loud music.So loud your chest vibrates with the bass hitting you .......Ahh to be young again.I used to go to Cominsky Park for those all day things.Saw groups like Emerson Lake and Palmer, Peter Frampton , Yes......Moody Blues..........J Geils......Deep Purple.and stand till I couldnt and just let the sounds soak into my soul.I am an old rocker at heart.?I did see Metallica when I was 42.... sigh but kids stopped what we were doing when my ex husband and I walked by they thought we were narcs.I guess you have to hang up your hang banging at some age
13)?My new husband and I do the tango every morning before I go to work........... we do not do it well but we dance....... why not.......Better than crying before you work a 10 hour day
14) Exon made record profits.Who is screwing who here?15) Do you know my husband drank 63 beers in 20 hours once???He passed out finally into a Christmas Tree and peed foam for a week.PS miracously somehow he isnt an alcoholic
16)???Tonight we went to our local bar for Chicken Wings.This restaurant/ bar makes the best damn wings outside of South Carolina.It was a wierd night.I saw one of my exhusbands old friends.I said hey arent you Garys friend.?He said yes and walked by.Its funny how when you divorce you divorce the friends too.Then there was a local radio celebrity from the sports radio station that I wake up to every morning.( yes ladies some of you wake to music) I wake to the sounds of scores and commentary.........Well the little lady who does the news was there.Gorgeous girl.?My son and my husband had that look on their faces....... she was so pretty?I looked to be honest with you
They were promoting DOS Equix beer.They had a contest for free baseball tickets for the guy to say why they were the most interesting men in the world.My son and my guy came in second won a gift certificate.She came up and asked me why my husband was the most interesting guy.I said because he could grow clear hair and I ran my hands through his thick clear hair that only he and I can see to show her.Hey it was worth what we won ....Sometimes just being silly is the way to live.......I have to tackle the grocery store now , a new mental challenge game on how to eat and not go broke.Well back to my mojitos.13)
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 17 July 2008 )
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