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| Hey, Beantown.Hey, New York.Time to knock it the hell off.Really.Nobody outside of your little enclave called "The Northeast" gives a shit anymore.All you do now is prove just how archaic and neanderthal you are.I mean, I understand that your two baseball teams, nay, all of your sports franchises are a main reason why you two cities hate each other.For God's sake, you can't turn on a sports channel in the summer and avoid hearing about Red Sox v. Yankees.Allow me to explain for those that are clueless and/or live under geological marvels I call "rocks".The Boston Red Sox and New York Yankees are Professional Baseball Clubs.Red Sox fans and Yankee fans hate each other with such passion and fervor that crazy shit happens when these two meet.Period.H-A-T-E.Now to the common person outside of the greater New York area up through New England, or people with common sense about life, the correct reaction to this statement would be, "Who cares?" and you'd be spot on.But, as old as that is getting, hearing chowderheads and New Yorkers barking back and forth in perhaps the worst English and grammar spoken this side of the Atlantic, these people couldn't stop there, I guess.What?I am talking about the story in Sports Illustrated today that says a Yankees fan in New Hampshire, after getting into an argument and being taunted by a few Red Sox fans at a bar, gets in her jalopy, drunk as hell, fires it up and runs down Red Sox fans at high speeds, killing one person.Too far.Now, I'll go out on a limb here and say that when we speak of this region of the country, we aren't speaking of high intelligence. |
| I am talking about the story in Sports Illustrated today that says a Yankees fan in New Hampshire, after getting into an argument and being taunted by a few Red Sox fans at a bar, gets in her jalopy, drunk as hell, fires it up and runs down Red Sox fans at high speeds, killing one person.Too far.Now, I'll go out on a limb here and say that when we speak of this region of the country, we aren't speaking of high intelligence.Hah-vahd (Harvard in "Retard-ese") aside, which is mostly rich, white kids from all over the damn place, is retahded smaht, but other than that...I have been to both Boston and New York, I've seen Good Will Hunting, and aside from Matt Damon being wicked smart as a mother fucker, the rest of his cronies could double as fence posts.And they would know, since they wrote the damn movie, so they had all the research in the world.And I am not making light of what happened.A man was killed by a drunk Yankee fan over a baseball team.Sad, sad, sad.But if something like this doesn't scream, "mentally challenged" then I don't know what does.So, buck up Nor'Easterners.The world does not revolve around you and your baseball teams.You have beautiful cities an towns being mucked up by a lot of people very low on the genetic totem pole.Then again, I hail from a city where when we win a major sports championship, we light shit on fire, dance around it for hours and hours and then call it "Urban Renewal".Which makes us better than anyone out there.Care to prove us wrong?Detroit Rock City.*************************************************************Disclaimer: This is a very, very broad generalization of a certain region of our country, used for humor purposes.In all honesty, I picture most Bostonionionites like Charles Winchester III from M*A*S*H. And I picture New Yorkers like the Jerky Boys.No need to send out a search party for me so that I can be whacked. |
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